It would say, “Don’t you think it’s about time you free me of the plastic pink princess-themed table covering that you laid upon my beautiful, bare wood over one month ago, and which clashes horribly with the round wooden tray holding late fall minature gourds of golden yellows and oranges (with a touch of lime green), not to mention the fall-inspired candle jars adding a certain holiday confusion?”
It would further note that from its vantage point, it has come to its attention that the front porch has managed to slide right through to the proper holiday decorum. Colorful lights and boughs abound.
“Step it up!” I’m beginning to lust over that pretty, holiday-red tablecloth, sitting over there, looking all festive and only too happy to oblige.”
Tags: Christmas decorations, holiday, humor, tablecloths
