I think I shall create an elaborate gastronomic rating system consisting of Kaukab’s infamous verbages with regards to other people’s food preparations.
The rating system would go something like this:
1 bottle olive oil What tis dis?
2 bottles olive oil Put some lemon and salt in it. Whatsa matter widt you?
3 bottles olive oil I dunno. Something’s not right wit it.
4 bottles olive oil It’s not like I make, but it okay.
5 bottles olive oil Never gonna happen.