I’m hereby declaring an end to holiday switching.
Each holiday shall remain in its designated month.
No Thanksgiving cornucopia displays and turkey salt and pepper shakers brought out among the Halloween decorations in mid-September.
Out with Christmas wreaths dangling from city lightpoles before I’ve had a chance to enjoy the Thanksgiving turkey.
I don’t want to see fake poinsettias and candy cane-marked cookie dough cylinders when I’m shopping for cranberries.
I can’t be bothered with thinking about what to cook for Christmas before I’ve even figured out what to prepare for Thanksgiving.
It’s too much! Even for Kaukab.