Kaukab-isms

Random statements about anything and everything which touches Kaukab’s world.

1. “You talk too much; no one gonna marry you!”

2. “How much you make?” (5 minutes into your first meet-and-greet.)

3. “Why you do dat?” “You no know how to take your shoes off when you come into de house?!”

4. “Oh, c’mon” Whadda you think I no know anyting?” “I no born yesterday.”

5. “Stupid people.” “You all stupid people.” (if disagree with her–about anything. Anything at all.)

6. “Dey all bums.” (referring to politicians)

7. “Yeah, a wife cook and clean for her husband.” “Don’t you know noting?”

8. “Why you no like my food?” “What a madder wit you?”

9. “Americana” “All you don’t know how to eat anyting good.”

10. “What I gonna cook today?”

11. “Yeah, so what! Whad dey gonna do? Sue me!?”

12. “You no need dat (bedsheet to cover with). It too hot for dat!” (drummer boy’s addition from when slept at Kaukab’s one summer night) It’s why he insists that we sleep anywhere but there whenever we go to visit her in Cleveland. Oh, the toils and tribulations!

13. “Go putta some lipsteek on you. You look seek!”

8 Responses to “Kaukab-isms”

  1. Lilly 07/28/2010 at 2:15 am #

    You nailed it!

    • mymotherstable 07/28/2010 at 4:58 am #

      Why thanks so much, dear Lilly. Additional “isms” are welcomed.

      Kaukab’s daughter

      • Lilly 08/16/2010 at 1:52 am #

        What’s sa madder, you crazy or somthin?

      • mymotherstable 08/16/2010 at 5:20 pm #

        Yes, I’m still crazy. Especially, after my recent visit to Kaukab’s.

        Kaukab’s daughter

  2. Alisa 09/21/2010 at 2:39 am #

    Lol! I love Kaukab already 🙂

    • mymotherstable 09/22/2010 at 3:37 am #

      That’s right. Get on Kaukab’s good side. As Kaukab would say, “You tink you so smart?”

      Kaukab’s daughter

  3. Lilly 09/22/2011 at 9:48 pm #

    (On Dr. Oz and promoting the Mediterranean diet) “So wat! I eat like dat my whole life! I should be da healthiest person in the whole world…it’s all bullshit.”

    • mymotherstable 09/26/2011 at 1:30 am #

      Thank you, Lilly. A keen observation into the world of Kaukabisms.

      Kaukab’s daughter

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